Neo-Nazis heap praise on Chapman Brothers as new exhibition opens
by Artnose art critic, Saint Bernard von Berenson
Prominent
neo-Nazi groups from all over Europe have expressed their profound
gratitude at being linked to the British art world's comedy double act
The Chipmonk Brothers after the brothers, Joke and Donuts Chipmonk
opened a new exhibition of their waxwork Nazi mannikins at London's
famous Weiss Cube Gallery (left).
"We're delighted
that the boys have finally come out and aligned themselves with decent
upstanding far-right White Suprematist Nazi groups like ourselves," said
Niklas Goering von Serota-Ribbentrop of the far-right think tank Das
Neue Bankshite. "We knew they hated art after they ruined a rare,
pristine series of Goya etchings, but now they've really soared to new
heights of middle-class tosh."
The
gallery's director, Jaylo von Joplinghausen defended the brothers' new
work, insisting that their hyper-realistic Madame Tussauds-like
creations are helping to draw public attention to the benefits of Aryan
ideology and the ignorance of pinko Liberals.
Standing
on the balcony of his Albert Speer-designed Reichsgalerie on the Unter
den Hoxton, Mr Joplinghausen addressed a crowd of several hundred
thousand supporters. Eyeballs bulging, saliva dribbling down his chin,
he screamed, "Ich bin bonkers! Heil Serota!"
Back
in the studio, Joke Chipmonk was scribbling felt-pen cartoon figures
all over an original Leonardo Codex. Asked why he was defacing another
priceless work of art, he burst into tears. "Snot fair! What time's
Doctor Who on?"
Meanwhile,
his brother was busy spreading foie gras onto a rusk. "Daddy said we
had to make paté for the bourgeoisie," said the disillusioned young
dauber.
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